Percentage of Nothing Calculator
Percentage of Nothing Calculator is the one and only tool in the universe that calculates absolutely nothing—with 100% accuracy! This isn’t your grandma’s boring calculator. No, this is a chaotic, nonsensical view into the void of mathematics, where numbers mean nothing, and nothing means everything.
Ever wondered what 42% of your motivation looks like? Or how much 99.9% of your bank account weighs in invisible unicorns? This calculator has the answers
Equation of Nothingness:
Here’s the groundbreaking equation that powers this revolutionary tool:
Nothing = Your Hopes and Dreams × Imaginary Numbers The Sound of One Hand Clapping + 1 Pizza
How It Works:
1. Define what “nothing” means to you. Is it your willpower? Your chances of winning the lottery? Your ability to adult? The possibilities are endless!
2. Choose a percentage. Will it be 10%? 50%? 99.9%? Or will the dial malfunction and land on 7.3% just to mess with you?
3. Add context. Are you calculating nothing in terms of your productivity? Your love for Mondays? Your ability to find matching socks?
4. Select your mood. Are you sarcastic? Optimistic? Confused? Over it? The calculator will tailor its response to match your vibe.
5. Hit the Surprise Me! button for a calculation that defies all logic and reason.
Why It Works?
- It’s 100% accurate at being 100% useless.
- It’s the perfect tool for procrastinators, philosophers, and people who just really love nonsense.
- It’s scientifically proven to make you laugh, cry, or question your life choices.
This calculator is 100% approved by real “scientists”… or maybe 0%… or maybe the scientists aren’t actually scientists. Who knows? But hey, if it’s on the internet, it must be true, right?
Real Scientist Approval
100% Approved by Real “Scientists”
Our team of highly questionable “scientists” has rigorously tested this calculator and confirmed that it is, in fact, 100% accurate at calculating nothing. (Disclaimer: These scientists may or may not exist.)
Peer-Reviewed Nonsense
This calculator has been peer-reviewed by experts in the fields of imaginary numbers, abstract concepts, and pizza consumption. Their verdict? “It’s definitely something… or maybe nothing.”
Backed by “Research”
Years of groundbreaking research have gone into developing this calculator. Studies show that 99.9% of users experience a mix of confusion and mild existential dread.
Endorsed by the Institute of Nothingness
The prestigious Institute of Nothingness (a totally real organization) has officially endorsed this calculator as the ultimate tool for measuring the immeasurable.
0% Chance of Being Wrong
Since the calculator always returns nothing, there’s no risk of incorrect calculations. It’s the only tool in the world that’s both perfectly accurate and perfectly useless.
Scientists May or May Not Be Scientists
Let’s be honest—the “scientists” who approved this calculator might just be random people we found on the internet. But hey, if they say it’s legit, who are we to argue?